1 ALMOST SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT BAD MUSICAL TASTE HAS A DETRIMENTAL EFFECT ON YOUR LOVE LIFE Apologies to anyone who actually likes these acts (but it’s best that you heard it here).
2 OH, MON DIEU A new right-of-centre political party is a-brewin’ in La Belle Province.
3 PREDICTABLE On the heels of UNESCO’s acceptance of Palestinians, Israel is stepping up the schedule on building more settlements.
4 NEW ROBOT CAN CLIMB WALLS How about that?