By now you’ve likely heard that veteran 60 Minutes commentator Andy Rooney is retiring from his position as a regular commentator on the show after 33 years of on-air presence. Rooney’s folksy wisdom was a staple of evening news diets in North America for decades, and in his run he covered an extraordinarily broad array of issues. For many, he will be sorely missed.

But that’s not what this post is about! No, in Rooney’s twilight years as a commentator, the Internet rediscovered the joys of his segments, and in typical fashion managed to churn out something uniquely amazing: the Andy Rooney Game.

The rules are pretty simple; just cut out everything but the first and last lines of any Andy Rooney segment. What’s left is a bizarre, jarring bit of hilarity.

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