Bang the Drum(Interlude)
“We have to be careful around alligators,” my two-and-a-half year old daughter tells me. “They might want to eat us.”

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“What happens if a alligator eats us?” she asks me.
“I don’t know,” I say. “I guess we would be inside the alligator.”

(Says She’s Mrs. Blat)

“Then mommy would try to get us out.”
The Kills – “Pale Blue Eyes” (Velvet Underground Cover) by user7122363

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