Astronomers are now saying that below the oceans of frozen methane and ammonia on Titan, one of Saturn’s moons, may lie water. If it’s in liquid form, it may host intelligent life. (Discover) If the water is frozen … well, there are stupider places to keep an NHL franchise. Especially if the unintelligent life keeps throwing good tax money after bad. Am I right, Garry Bettman? (globeandmail.com)
EDIT: Representing, way, way out there, Craig Ferguson’s expansion pitch …
