Not only is it NOT dark at the moment, but according to the Leader-Post the sun sets at 6:00 tonight!* In my book, anything after 6:00 is not the afternoon, so this means that after months of suffering in horrible soul-crushing darkness, the sun is now setting at night again.

*Environment Canada says 5:59, but screw that. We’re going with 6:00. Eat it, seasonal affective disorder!