1 WHO’S COOL WITH BEING A NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP? We’re cool with being a nuclear waste dump! High five, Saskatchewan! (And New Brunswick, too.)

2 N.F.L. SUICIDE RESONATES Not just because it’s tragic, but that this might be something that could happen to any of the players.

3 PALIN TELL-ALL MAKING THE ROUNDS And no one is surprised this exists. When you introduce books as shitty as Going Rogue or America by Heart, a book like this being published is simply nature’s knee-jerk response.

4 MORE SHIT ON TWITTER This is old news by now, but did you hear that Joey Shithead is on Twitter these days? The frontman for the most legendary Canadian punk group D.O.A. is worth following if you’re into 140-character bursts of rage.