We interrupt October’s Breast Cancer Awareness month of pink asswipe and (tee hee!) internet gags to bring you this report on Canada’s crappy ranking in the World Economic Forum’s study that measure indicators like economic participation and opportunity and political clout. Canada ranked 20th, up from last year’s ranking of 25th, but still behind, well, 19 other countries like the USA and Lesotho. Go Canada.

As you were.